The latest crazy thing i heard

Is that food waste is killing the planet. Yeah, food waste, as if there is such a thing. Just because our species doesnt eat it all, doesnt mean it doesnt go back into the food chain. And yes i just used a triple negative.

The only exception I suspect is McDonald's French fries.  I saw an experiment once (I think on Mythbusters) where they took those fries and left em out for weeks...over a month, and they showed no breakdown and didnt degrade.  Things looked just like they did when they were served.  Kinda makes ya wonder, especially since McDonald's fries are so good!
 
But I cant think of anything else like that.